god that moment when the music hits the good part and it makes it feel physically like someone is sucking your dick after you come and you can feel the cum slithering out of you into their mouth.
reasons why Daft Punk are geniuses
- you can’t sexualise robots so they prove you don’t need a sexual element to do well in the music industry
- they can send doubles to go do performances they don’t wanna do
- they get lots of media coverage because of the media’s curiosity as to their identities
- nobody can ever do the robot thing again without ripping them off
- it’s pretty fucking funny that they’re blokes with helmets on
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH
So by my house is an ice cream place called ChillN. It makes ice cream that’s frozen using LIQUID NITROGEN! So they get the base - ice cream or frozen yogurt - and then they add the flavor (say you order Nutella ice cream, they add actual Nutella to the base. Same for the other favors). Then, they put it into these mixing bowls and start mixing, and then in the middle of mixing they just shoot out a bunch of Nitrogen and I swear to God that shit looks like a fucking witch’s cauldron. After that, they add the “Mix-N’s,” and there you go. Fucking Nitrogen ice cream. The reason is that since it cools it super fast, the ice crystals don’t grow as big so that you get INCREDIBLY smooth ice cream. It’s literally the coolest shit ever.
(Ice cream pictured above: Nutella with marshmallows and caramel)
This sounds amazing
FUCK YESFUCK YESFUCK YESFUCK YESFUCK YESFUCK YES FUCK YTESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
VICTORY IS MINE!