19 year old sapient clump of cells, living in Olympia, Washington.
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  • 16 year old child:

    mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan

  • Straight parents:

    you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.

  • Baby boy:

    *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*

  • Straight parents:

    oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!